MrPapacherry Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I don't even know what to say. This is so retarded. This happens in damn near every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jDEMO Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Maybe I'm missing something but what's the actual issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 The issue is that's the same game. It shouldn't be going from ping to no ping every 15 seconds. Unless it's some cool new feature? Here you go! Those padlocks are within my radius and according to the legend all those yellow things are supposedly host outside my filter range. They all look like they're in my range but what do I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netduma Staff Netduma Crossy Posted May 30, 2016 Netduma Staff Share Posted May 30, 2016 Disable auto-ping to stop that issue you were having. Click on a triangle. What does the distance say on the host descriptor? Is that distance less than what your GeoFilter is set to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 The issue is that's the same game. It shouldn't be going from ping to no ping every 15 seconds. Unless it's some cool new feature? Here you go! Those padlocks are within my radius and according to the legend all those yellow things are supposedly host outside my filter range. They all look like they're in my range but what do I know. Have you waited for 2 minutes since you changed your Geo Filter settings? The fact that it's hunting for your ping at times is not the end of the world, mine does that, I would be happy if I saw a stable ping like that (even if it was only visible for 15 second intervals). I wasn't aware that turning off auto-ping might resolve this so I will be trying that myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Netduma Fraser Posted May 31, 2016 Administrators Share Posted May 31, 2016 Apart from the suggestions above, your radius is incredibly small. I would put it to at least 1000km radius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted May 31, 2016 Author Share Posted May 31, 2016 2 minutes? Try 10, try an hour, try an entire day. It's hard to say it's stable when it only shows for a pussy hair. Be real, I wasn't looking at a stopwatch when I said 15 seconds. On a separate note, this is the support forum. Is there a line for tech support? I'd much prefer to speak directly to the horse rather than the butt hole behind it blowing manure. Though it's good for gardening it has no application here. Instead of maybe it's this or that from randoms how about an actual solution from the developer. Impatient, perhaps but you know what? It happens! We can't all spend life commenting no every post. At least not for free. Hint! Hint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 2 minutes? Try 10, try an hour, try an entire day. It's hard to say it's stable when it only shows for a pussy hair. Be real, I wasn't looking at a stopwatch when I said 15 seconds. On a separate note, this is the support forum. Is there a line for tech support? I'd much prefer to speak directly to the horse rather than the butt hole behind it blowing manure. Though it's good for gardening it has no application here. Instead of maybe it's this or that from randoms how about an actual solution from the developer. Impatient, perhaps but you know what? It happens! We can't all send life commenting no every post. At least not for free. Hint! Hint! lol, a pussy hair, that's brilliant. No, I know you weren't timing it but you said '15 seconds' rather than 'a split second' so how was I to know that you were rounding it up by 14.5 seconds. I have seen this before though (on my own Netduma) but it cleared itself up after a reboot. I said it was stable because in the first image it shows a nice flat line, and those images are all you provided, my isp line is crap and my ping graph looks like a himalayan skyline. That's just it though, I'm an unpaid forum member that has a Netduma like you - as are the vast majority of people in here. You're welcome to be impatient and call people buttholes that are only useful for spreading shit in your garden but it isn't likely to get you a great deal of support. It did amuse me but I'm easily entertained. If you don't bother following the 'support thread guidelines' detailing your setup and settings (that help the people trying to support you diagnose the problem) then you will most likely get 'suggestions' because we can't be sure what is causing the issue. Fraser (Tech & Customer Support) has already agreed with the 'suggestions' that were offered. Perhaps there is a support number or some other method of speaking to 'the horse' directly but I don't want to offend your ears with any more butthole noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted May 31, 2016 Author Share Posted May 31, 2016 No, I know you weren't timing it but you said '15 seconds' rather than 'a split second' so how was I to know that you were rounding it up by 14.5 seconds. You didn't just say that, right? Way to recognize I wasn't using a timer! Just too go on and compare 15 seconds 2 a Split Second in the same sentence. Now I know this is going to be hard for you but 15 seconds was just a number. You should know that by using your brain genius. What's your address man I'm going to send you some Tylenol. I'm certain you've gained a major migraine from trying to figure out where to place the decimal. Clearly you're not getting paid you don't have the customer service skills. You're in every post and every bit the wise-ass. But I get that! You write like you're intelligent but the things you say make no sense to anybody with the ability to process thought. Shh.. just let it sink in. The whole thing with posting my settings is at this point they should be on file. How can you not love the manure lines? ( ColonicBoom)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netduma Staff Netduma Crossy Posted May 31, 2016 Netduma Staff Share Posted May 31, 2016 The whole thing with posting my settings is at this point they should be on file. People change their setups all the time. It's best to follow the support guide here as it means there won't ever be confusion caused by incorrect assumptions made about your setup. First of all, is the problem with the ping graph coming and going sorted since disabling auto-ping? Next, can you post a screen shot of the very top of the GeoFilter so we can see your devices. Finally, while I can understand that you may be frustrated, you'll get support faster if you aren't 'mouthy' in your thread. Many people who have had your problem/know how to fix it won't post in here if they see that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 You didn't just say that, right? Way to recognize I wasn't using a timer! Just too go on and compare 15 seconds 2 a Split Second in the same sentence. Now I know this is going to be hard for you but 15 seconds was just a number. You should know that by using your brain genius. What's your address man I'm going to send you some Tylenol. I'm certain you've gained a major migraine from trying to figure out where to place the decimal. Clearly you're not getting paid you don't have the customer service skills. You're in every post and every bit the wise-ass. But I get that! You write like you're intelligent but the things you say make no sense to anybody with the ability to process thought. Shh.. just let it sink in. The whole thing with posting my settings is at this point they should be on file. How can you not love the manure lines? ( ColonicBoom)! You're absolutely right my friend and I'm sorry that I've upset you, it wasn't my intention. I wasn't suggesting that 15 seconds and a split second are the same thing at all. I simply meant that if you'd wanted to tell us that the ping was flashing up for a split second and then disappearing you should have just said exactly that. The devil is in the details. No harm done though. I now understand what you meant of course, you meant '15 seconds' as in 'any time period that you care to guess at', I should have realised that. Unfortunately I don't keep all the posts from every user and their respective settings on file but that's a really good idea, I'll start doing that now so that when people like yourself have a problem I can resolve it in a more timely manner. Please accept my apologies again. I'm glad you enjoy my other posts, it's a pleasure to talk with another free-thinking philosophical scholar such as yourself. And I do feel terrible for upsetting you, I'm quite shy and I find it very unnerving to talk with someone so obviously on the path to greatness. If you send me your address, I will personally bring you some tissues to dry your eyes. Don't I feel the fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 First of all, is the problem with the ping graph coming and going sorted since disabling auto-ping? I'd been wondering about this for a few weeks... You were bang on, I tried it last night and my ping graph didn't flicker once, not even for a punni-hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Netduma Fraser Posted June 1, 2016 Administrators Share Posted June 1, 2016 Let's keep this civil please. If you can answer Crossys questions we can go from there. Also change to the default theme if you're on V2 and see if that resolves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Let's keep this civil please. Sorry Fraser, I was particularly wound up yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 Finally, while I can understand that you may be frustrated, you'll get support faster if you aren't 'mouthy' in your thread. Many people who have had your problem/know how to fix it won't post in here if they see that kind of thing. Truth is, I'm only interested in hearing from employees. Otherwise I'm just wasting time. Take Colonic for example. No input just useless remarks. Everytime I jump on here I'm dealing with this weirdo. Dude responds faster than anyone paid. It's more creepy than helpful. Speaking as a customer is very different than as one representing a company. When your working for a business you should have no problem dealing with ppl of any nature. Rude or not. As a customer make like N.W.A. and express yourself! Is there a way to avoid third-party input? Why should I disable auto ping? Is this another feature that doesn't work? It's not a fix if I can't use the feature. No need for a screenshot. I can just tell you my devices. XBONE 1 & PS4GOD SAKES HELP ME! I'm on the newest version and always use the default theme. I don't have a need to constantly change my settings nor have the desire. The Duma randomly does that for me. Should I disable cookies as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 philosophical scholar? That I believe but why not just say fictional BS? CONCEIVE,BELIEVE & ACHIEVE. Looks like I've got some TTK You might wanna keep the tissues handy for when you jack off. Thanks n-e way. I'm just afraid you might keep coming back as you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 Sorry Fraser, I was particularly wound up yesterday and all the days befor and today as well. Thanks for understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Take Colonic for example. No input just useless remarks. Everytime I jump on here I'm dealing with this weirdo. Dude responds faster than anyone paid. It's more creepy than helpful. I think this thread is the first time I've ever replied to you actually. I didn't realise that replying fast was 'creepy', I happened to be on and tried to offer some advice and set your mind at ease regarding your Duma hunting for the ping - you responded by calling me a 'butthole blowing manure' by the way. A man walks into a restaurant and doesn't understand the menu, he insults the other customers, starts acting with petulance and entitlement towards the staff and then is rude to them too. He's generally an unpleasant person and all of the other people that know that they are able to help just think "why bother, this person doesn't deserve my time" and they go back to their food. There's no punchline but even you ought to be able to follow this analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Netduma Fraser Posted June 10, 2016 Administrators Share Posted June 10, 2016 Sorry for the late reply, had to take some personal time for a family issue. Post up in the request 1 on 1 section after reading the pinned thread and I can take a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted June 17, 2016 Author Share Posted June 17, 2016 Colonic, you didn't happen to be on here. You never get off! A fast response is awesome if it has value. It's about time you go back and read your posts (from the beginning). At what point do you believe you offered advice? You're dying to say something stupid aren't you? Try not to be such a sissy and twist words in an attempt to bring the staff and other ppl into it. A poon clicks on a thread, he states he is having the same issue and if the device isn't working properly the poster should just be happy with that. Poon then goes on to repeat others and comment on posters choice of words. Poon continues this cycle in a clear attempt to address the issue at hand. All of the other people that know that, they are unable to help just think " why bother, butthole noses are not a solution and they continue to be intelligent. There IS a punchline here. It's the poon. Although poon doesn't understand the analogy it is my hope that one day poon will manure (mature) and blossom into a beautiful poontang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPapacherry Posted June 17, 2016 Author Share Posted June 17, 2016 will do Fraser. Feel free to kill this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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