Dirty Dog Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Having read some of the wild speculation surrounding the delayed release of DumaOS, I thought now might be a good ttime to point out there really are more important things in life to be worrying about. Word has reached me that our once great and fearless leader, Mr John Dillinger, has been rendered incommunicado by a particularly aggressive strain of flesh-eating bug. I'm told it ate away his arms, then his legs and finally his body before it was brought under control. Now, he is reduced to just a head on a pillow on a life support machine. My dilemma is, what to buy him for his upcoming birthday? He already has plenty of hats. All suggestions welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonicBoom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 My dilemma is, what to buy him for his upcoming birthday? He already has plenty of hats. A cushion to rest his weary neck-stump on and some snazzy book-ends to keep his melon upright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 In light of current events, an inspired idea, Mr Boom. Just last night his live-in BFF (three-dollar Bill) called to say the bug is back with a vengeance. Latest prognosis is within a couple of weeks' JD set to lose both ears. And to think I nearly bought the poor bastard sunglasses. 9mm avoided.. phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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