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I have a new prayer I say every night now.


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This is my Duma. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Duma is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my Duma is useless. Without my Duma, I am useless. I must configure my Duma true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My Duma and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy... but peace. Amen.

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This is my Duma. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Duma is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my Duma is useless. Without my Duma, I am useless. I must fire my Duma true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My Duma and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy... but peace. Amen.

 

Haha, wtf?? lol 

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Guest Netduma Luke

Soooooo much love for this. As Iain said. my original gamertag was named after Private Piles from Full Metal Jacket.

 

Funnily enough this is the prayer I make for Iain's rifle before every game because it's so wonky ;) (ok my rifle, not Iain's)

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NetDuma Haikus by Moofda

 

"She Reins"

 

She reins true, herself

Seeking not to fit, but to

celebrate her stand

 

"Effing Lag"

 

Today I will lag

Duma helps, it's not Dume's  fault

net-code, what a shame.

 

"Host filtering"

 

Tempting, do I block?

Or shall I give one more chance?

Eff your lag, get blocked.

 

"Congestion Control"

 

Netflix, please be gone

with just one button I won

sleep, I will alone.

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Guest Netduma_Iain

haha it really is great. Am I the only person that thought the first half of the film was Godly but the second half was a bit lame. 

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haha it really is great. Am I the only person that thought the first half of the film was Godly but the second half was a bit lame.

 

It was a bit of a letdown after they got out of training camp, but that first half of the movie was extremely good.

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